February 2012
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what you said: Im going out for a little bit, mom.
what she heard: Im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal drugs and kill people im never coming back I hate you and your cooking sucks
Feb 2nd
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January 2012
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Jan 30th
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Jan 27th
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Jan 17th
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November 2011
3 posts
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Nov 30th
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Nov 16th
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Teenagers: the most misunderstood people on earth....
miguelofthedark: Click HERE for more funny posts. Correction: Asian Children no matter what age. 
Nov 1st
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October 2011
5 posts
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I wasn't aware that answering my mom's question... →
Oct 24th
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Oct 23rd
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Oct 18th
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Whenever we have guests over my parents are all... →
but as soon as the guests leave it’s like
Oct 15th
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Mom, can I-  →
You:
Oct 15th
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September 2011
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When Strict Parenting Becomes An Educational... →
Check it ooout!
Sep 29th
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When your mom gives you "The Look"
thatfunnyblog: What other people see… What you see… http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Sep 25th
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My mom says I'll always be in less trouble if I...
When I Lie To My Mom And She Finds Out: When I Tell The Truth Straight Up : http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Sep 23rd
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When you're actually doing your homework but your...
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
Sep 15th
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Sep 6th
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Rules..rules..rules...
torijeniluc: I get confused when my parents set rules… I don’t know why… but they make up the strangest things For example: I can’t drive someone because my insurance doesn’t cover it… yet I have a sheet right in front of me from Jesse White that says that I can drive people when I hit 18… Another example: I can’t use the same brush as my mom because she has liver problems? I love my parents...
Sep 5th
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Sep 4th
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The sex talk...
Asian parents will tell you nothing about sex (probably because they know just as much as you do or less).  If you ask questions… Why are you asking?  YOU’RE HAVING SEX WITH EVERYONE AND EVERYTHING AREN’T YOU?!  You’re dead.  
Sep 3rd
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Sep 2nd
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Chris Jeon, Insane UCLA Student, Joins Qaddafi... →
Updated at the bottom: We speak with a worried friend of Jeon’s from UCLA, who says Jeon is a “thrill-seeker” trying to “test himself.” Sorry, Westwood: The raddest, most absurdly wired math major ever to grace your homogenous hell of a dorm-tropolis has officially left the building. UCLA student Chris Jeon bought a one-way ticket to Cairo two weeks ago, telling his parents he was going on a...
Sep 2nd
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Rule: Never lie about your exam results.
 *open exam results* A, A, D. (In A Levels, only do 3 subjects) Me: OH MY GOD DON’T CRY DON’T CRY Friends: What? Omg that’s so good well done! Me: *stares at friends* I’M GOING TO GET SLAUGHTERED BY MY PARENTS -get home- Mum: *completely ignores the 2 A’s* WHY DID YOU GET A D? HOW DARE YOU GET D?!? I WAS RIGHT YOU PLAY TOO MANY GAMES ON COMPUTER MAYBE I...
Sep 1st
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August 2011
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Asian parent talks: Pop culture
*Mom and dad watching a movie*
Dad: Oh, it's Lindsay Lohan.
Mom: I'm surprised you know who she is.
Dad: Yeah. She has a lot of fringles.
Mom: *Looks at him weirdly* What?
Dad: Fringles *points at his own face as if drawing dots*
Mom: Oh! You mean freckles. *LOLROFLLMFAO*
Dad: Don't tell the kids.
Aug 31st
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I hate it when parents compare you to other...
keshiadolce: theblackship: it’s like, “Bitch, if you love them so goddamn much, why don’t you just adopt them.” And when you want to do something that they don’t like, and you say “But Mum, he/she..” They’re like “I don’t care what other kids do”
Aug 30th
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Aug 29th
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When I told my parents I wanted to be a dancer:
superwomandxd: What my Asian parents were thinking: What normal people think: wow. 
Aug 28th
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Aug 27th
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When someone tries to correct you when you know,...
thatfunnyblog: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/ Someone tries  -> Your Parents Try
Aug 26th
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Aug 25th
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"BUT MOMMMMMMMY!!! ALL MY FRIENDS WILL BE THERE!!"
expiredwater: I wanted to go outttt!  But mom said according to the lunar calendar… superstitious stuff about the 15th/16th, there are a lot of ghost/spirits out at night and it’s bad luck? BLEHHHH! =[ LMAO wtf?!
Aug 24th
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Aug 23rd
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Aug 22nd
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Aug 21st
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Asking your parents to go out and do something...
Their initial reaction… After they find out there’s free food…
Aug 20th
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When your mom is yelling at you through the phone.
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/ Holding the phone is for noobs. Asian parents can yell longer than your wrist can hold up the phone. 
Aug 19th
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Aug 18th
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The awkward moment when you and your parents are...
Parents, staring neutral at the TV: You, looking everywhere but at the TV not to show any type of interest: http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/ …Then you get yelled at for picking a movie with sex in it….even if you weren’t the one that chose it. 
Aug 17th
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Aug 16th
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Highly Illogical.: You can't please Asian parents. →
orly-peach: Seriously, asian parents are impossible to please. You eat - You’re fat You don’t eat - You’re unhealthy You sleep - You’re lazy You don’t sleep - You’re unhealthy You wake up early - You’re noisy. You wake up late - You’re lazy. You work - You’re not studying. You don’t work - You… Word. 
Aug 15th
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Aug 14th
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I dislike how my parents stay up late.
omgitsgina: They keep yelling at me to go to sleep and I’ll be like: And my parents will be like: “DID YOU JUST TALK BACK TO US!?” And I’ll just have to crawl into my bed and lay there.
Aug 13th
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Aug 12th
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We are the last generation with strict Asian...
adoptgen: our kids are lucky motherfuckers. …orrrrrrr we can continue it to be funny  heh…heh…heh. 
Aug 6th
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Aug 4th
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Sneaking things in the house...
We don’t know about you guys, but instead of being worried about getting yelled at for sneaking in drugs or significant others… Our parents yell at us for sneaking in food. 
Aug 3rd
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July 2011
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Rule for: Sex Scenes
You’ll never be old enough to watch sex scenes.   
Jul 29th
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Rule for: Curfew II
Dad: You're going to be home by 10.
Me: Yea.
Dad: Your curfew is 10, I don't care what you say 10. There are crazy people out there and you don't know how to drive at night.
Me: Yea. Ok.
Dad: Is that an attitude?...You're not going out tonight.
Jul 25th
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Rule for: Directions
The rule is (just as all the others): you'll never know more than your parents.
Dad: Hmmm...there is traffic on both freeways, and I don't know the surface streets so I'm just going to stay on this freeway.
Me: I know the surface streets. I can show you.
Dad: Yea I know. I'm going to take surface streets. I've been living here for over 20 years you think I don't know the surface streets??
Me: ...but you just said.
Jul 17th
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Rule for: Yelling
Dad: (Yelling from downstairs) AYEEE!! YOU HUNGRY COME DOWN AND EAT!
Me: Noooo
Dad: WHAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!? SPEAK UP!
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!
Dad: AYE! DON'T YELL AT ME...WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM!!
Jul 16th
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