December 2010
17 posts
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Rule for: Diabetes
Uncle: I don’t have diabetes, I’m ok.  Cousin: …but you have 6 out of the 7 symptoms, you should go to the doctor and check… Uncle: I’m fine trust me…the fortune teller told me that my diabetes went away, and I’m totally healthy.  Cousin:   
Dec 31st
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Rule for: Curfew
If you come home:  After your curfew…you’re in trouble. On time for your curfew…you’re in trouble because it’s suspicious that you’re home on time.  Before your curfew…you’re in trouble because it’s suspicious that you’re home EARLY, and because you’re probably socially awkward and your friends didn’t want to hang out with...
Dec 30th
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Rule for: New Years Eve
Mom: I'm not here for NYE so if you and your dad want to go to that party I'm going to have to pick your outfits.
Me: WTF?! Why?? Dad and I are old enough to pick out our own outfits. What's wrong with you?
Mom: You are SO UNGRATEFUL!! I'm doing something nice for you so that you and your dad don't look like TRASH. Fine...do whatever you want...people will notice right away that I'm gone, and without me you guys are slobs. ...(continued mumbling/bitching under her breath)
In my head: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!??!?!?
Dec 30th
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Rule for: Kitchen Remodeling
Mom: I want an island in the kitchen.
Me: Ook...where do you want it, the kitchen is small.
Mom: We can push it up against the wall.
Me: MOM, if you push the island against the wall it becomes a peninsula.
Mom: Oooohhhhh
Dec 28th
pocketfuloflaur asked: Have you seen this?
http://whatifallthestarsalign.tumblr.com/post/2424873573/idkflycasual-thebestieverhad-so-frigging
Dec 27th
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Rule for: Family Time
Parents: You're only here for 3 weeks, we need to have more family time.
Me: Ok, let's rent a movie and watch it together.
*Movie playing*
Parents: ZzZzZzZz SNOOOOOOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE zZzZzZzZz
Me: ....what....the...
Dec 26th
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Dec 25th
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“When we go the family party just agree with everything I say…better...”
– Mom
Dec 24th
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Rule for: Rice
When I tried not to eat rice… Me: I want to try this food without rice. Whole family: WTF?! WHERE DID WE GO WRONG WITH YOU!?!?!? Me: …. ._.  Courtesy of xeraphin
Dec 23rd
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HEY FOLLOWERS!!
Hey everyone! We hope everyone is having a happy holidays! We changed our theme up, and the down side is that there isn’t a link to submit or ask questions. We put the links on the side but for your convenience, you can just click the links below.  Ask us questions! Submit rules and things your parents say! Thank you for supporting us!! HAVE A FANTABULOUS HOLIDAYS!!!!
Dec 23rd
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Rule for: Asian Failing
Mum: Do you think you’re going to fail? Me: Maybe…. Mum: What do you mean by that? You won’t even scrape a pass?! Me: There’s a very high chance of me Asian failing. Mum: You might get a B? Maybe that’s okay. Your Mother’s not feeling Asian anymore. Me: … Mum: Also you better not tell your dad about this. He will get so angry with me. Courtesy of xtynn
Dec 23rd
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Rule for: Tipping
-bill comes. approx. $36.xx- Mom: how much do I tip? Help me calculate 10% Me: Just pay $40 Mom: NO!! IT MUST BE EXACT! Me: ………ok… uhh its around $39.xx.. its easier to just pay $40… Mom: -ragescribbles down number on credit card bill- YOU’RE ALWAYS LIKE THIS. ARE YOU EMBARRASSED ABOUT YOUR MOM? ARE WE TOO CHEAP FOR YOU? Me: …..what the.....
Dec 8th
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Yet Another Rule for: Talking Back
Mom: …I TOLD YOU TO DO IT AND YOU DIDN’T. WHY NOT? Me: *silence*  Mom: Why are you not answering? I ASKED YOU A QUESTION! Me: Um, well, because I didn’t—- Mom: DONT TALK BACK TO ME! Me: -________________-  Courtesy of -070991
Dec 7th
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Rule for: Purses
[comes downstairs with my messenger bag from Forever21] me: okay, im ready can we go now? mom: ay! what kind of bag is that? that is so ugly!! go back to your room and get a better one!  me: -____ - okayy …. ? me: [comes back down with a hand-me-down Coach tote bag] okay can we please go now? mom: (looks at bag) okay now we can go. what my mom thinks: big brand name designer bags no...
Dec 5th
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Dec 3rd
8 notes
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Rule for: Language
Mom: Kay, can you open the light. Me: Do what? Mom: Open. The. Light. Me: You mean turn on the light? Mom: Yes! Open the light! Me: Okayyy! Courtesy of kaylalallama
Dec 2nd
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Rule for: Marriage
mom: *tells me and sister* you should marry a rich guy. me and sister : why? i thought you were supposed to teach us to marry someone we love and not for money mom: yea lah.. marry rich also me and sis: then why you marry daddy? hmmmm mom: thats different…*speechless* then continue to argue about it. between the three of us of course. :p Courtesy of exceptionalquestionmark
Dec 1st
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