January 2011
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Rule for: Wedding Planning
Mom: I'm going to plan your wedding.
Me: No you're not, I am. You can help me though.
Mom: How can you say that?!
Me: Why are you getting mad? I'm the one getting married not you!
Mom: Still...not your wedding. It's mine. I'm planning it.
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Rule for: Engagement Rings
The size of your diamond is proportional to how much he loves you.
Small diamond = He loves you a little
Big diamond = He is LOADED!! Say YESS! loves you.
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Another Rule for: Spicy Food
Spicy food causes oral herpes, not the herpes virus.
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Rule for: Spicy foods
so I really like spicy foods. i get it from my mom. sometimes, i get a tiny plate of like 2 small spoons of hot sauce and just eat it. and this is usually waht happens every time.
me: *finishes getting hot sauce* *walks back to room*
dad: *sees me with hot sauce* waht do you think youre doing?
me: uhm… eating hot sauce *licks chopstick*
dad: stop eating so much hot sauce. you will go...
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Rule for: Chain Mail
You must believe everything in the chain mail you get.
You know because random strangers who forward stuff to you know what they’re talking about.
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Rule for: Red Envelopes
Mom: When someone gives you money I want you to tell me.
Me: Ok.
*Someone give me money at a family party*
Me: Hey mom, Auntie whatever gave me money. Here.
Mom: WHY ARE YOU GIVING ME YOUR MONEY?! This is so embarrassing. If someone gives you money hold onto it don't give it to me.
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“What time are you coming home? Doesn’t matter I’m going to wait up...”
– Parents
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Rule for: Soup
At breakfast
Uncle: Hey you didn’t put any soup in your noodle bowl! Me: Yea I did see… Uncle: There isn’t enough in there! Here let me put some of my leftover soup into your bowl. Me: AH! NO!
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Rule for: Oranges
Mom: Want some oranges? It’s very sweet. Me: Nope, I ate a lot today. Mom: -to my dad- Can you get me a zip lock bag? Me: You’re not going to eat it? o__o Mom: It’s sour..
Courtesy of ombitstofu
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Rule for: Women vs. Men
At the dinner table…
Mom: Women are inferior to men. Women are not as smart which is why they can never be as successful as men. Men are smarter which is why they should be the moneymaker, women should just stay home and cook. It’s true, women are not as capable as men.
Everyone at the Table:
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Rule for: Pronunciation
Me: Hey mom, they're talking about dirty beaches on the news.
Mom: Oh yea duhtty bitches.
Me: What??
Mom: DUHTTY BITCHES RIII?!
Me: ...exactly.
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Rule for: High Cholesterol
Uncle: Hey…guess what my cholesterol is?
Cousin: I don’t know what is it?
Uncle: My triglycerides is 1300
Cousin: WHAT?!?!? You need to get that checked! You need medication!
Uncle: No, I stopped the medication instead I dance like this
coco-tapioca asked: I relate to every single thing posted here (especially the rice thing) but my parents are old school Hispanic parents! Maybe they're secretly Asian?
itsjustann asked: I just sent a story to you.. I forgot to tell you that it was my mum and my brother xD
Love your tumblr btw! :D
Love your tumblr btw! :D
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Rule for: Dating IV
Mom: Do you have a girlfriend? Brother: No Mom: Okay.. When you get one, tell me. Brother: Why? Mom:So I can kill you.
Courtesy of: turachu
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Rule for: New Beds
Me: Mom, I need a new bed, the foam is deteriorating. *Mom looks at bed with glaring eyes* Mom: You think I have the money for that?! You expect me to cook dinner, clean the house, and now you expect me to but you a new bed?! You’re crazy.
1 year later
Mom: There’s something wrong with your bed, everytime I sit on it, i feel itchy. Me: -.-” … it’s because my bed is...
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Rule for: Winter Break
The best rule to live by during winter break…
KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT! Once you open it, you’ll be in deeper shit than you were in before.
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!
It’s way past midnight everywhere but…you know we wanted to be really sure when we wished you guys a great 2011! DO BIG THINGS!